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This softstyle tee carries a cheeky, vintage-ready design: a wide-eyed opossum mid-scream beside the line, “Sorry for the things I said with my whole chest.” It’s light and breathable, with a relaxed crew neckline that drapes easily over jeans or layered under a jacket. Wear it on slow mornings, road trips, or casual nights when you want to announce your dramatic, unapologetic sense of humor. The muted retro palette and distressed lettering give it a worn-in, lived-in vibe that reads both playful and slightly sardonic — a shirt that speaks for you when sarcasm needs a stage.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable, irritation-free wear
- Prints applied with DTG/DTF methods for vivid, durable artwork
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Sorry for the Things I Said With My Whole Chest – Funny Opossum Tee
$16.99
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable, irritation-free wear
- Prints applied with DTG/DTF methods for vivid, durable artwork
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean