I Don’t Always Die But When I Do I Don’t T-Shirt
S / Black
$12.99
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A darkly playful nod to horror fandom, this black T-Shirt features Michael Myers beneath the bold message: “I don’t always die, but when I do, I don’t.” The vintage-inspired artwork brings slasher-night energy to movie marathons, haunted house visits, Halloween gatherings, and casual everyday wear. Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton keeps it comfortable through long autumn evenings, while the classic crew neck and clean silhouette make it easy to style with jeans, flannels, or layered under a jacket. Made for horror fans who appreciate a sharp punchline, a little camp, and the enduring legend of the Shape.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) feel
- Classic fit with a comfortable crew neckline
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help retain shape and prevent stretching
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and made with ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
I Don’t Always Die But When I Do I Don’t T-Shirt
$12.99
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) feel
- Classic fit with a comfortable crew neckline
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help retain shape and prevent stretching
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and made with ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors