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Functioning Human Coffee T-Shirt
Functioning Human Coffee T-Shirt
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$15.99 USD
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$15.99 USD
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This lightweight crew-neck tee brings a wink to caffeine lovers who count their mornings in cups. Printed with the playful line “Coffee + Coffee = Functioning Human,” the shirt feels like a shared inside joke between espresso addicts and early-shift warriors. The soft ring-spun cotton sits close to the skin without feeling heavy, and the clean, classic fit layers easily under jackets or stands on its own during casual weekends. Wear it to the coffee shop run, the late-night study session, or that first-morning meeting where you’re running on brew and intention. The natural tones with subtle flecks give it a lived-in, comfortable look that ages well with every wash. Small details — a stretchy ribbed collar, stabilizing shoulder tape, and a tear-away label — keep it comfortable through long days and repeat wash cycles. This tee feels like the garment counterpart to that first saving sip: simple, honest, and quietly effective.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smoother silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; meets safety and sustainability certifications (Oeko-Tex, US Cotton Trust Protocol)
- DTF/DTG printed details; natural color shows subtle unprocessed cotton flecks
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smoother silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; meets safety and sustainability certifications (Oeko-Tex, US Cotton Trust Protocol)
- DTF/DTG printed details; natural color shows subtle unprocessed cotton flecks
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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